Names Maddi i'm 18. I puff them trees! single so fuck with me. Follow me, I follow back. ✝
All my niggas look rich as fuck.
All my bitches look fine as hell.
Most of these girls way down to fuck.
I’m always sure to tell them don’t kiss and tell.
Don’t fall in love, she done tripped and fell.
Call it love, it might be a spell.
Or call it hate, it might be as well.
She’s hot as fuck, always giving me hell.
Like this. And like that.
The most common ways to fight back.
Always telling me to grow up, you know cause apparently I’m off track.
That’s all motivation I say.
Lights and camera, action my way.
Cause I ain’t rapping for nothing, ya feel?
I’m at least getting 9k a day, like uhh!
Quit looking at me like a fucking portrait.
Quit talking bruh, cause you ain’t important. Your crews a mess, go get assorted.
Look, I’ve been getting cold and I’m only just a rookie.
And these girls you talk to always asking if you know me.
I used to be a skater, pushed wood, never mind them haters.
Give you a purple eye with your gold chain, now you’re repping them Lakers.
Just give me a couple more years, yo.
Overcoming my fears, bro.
We’re making it. We’re running it.
On your marks, get set, go.
She’s down for me, designed for me, you’re doubting me. Oh word?
I drive her crazy, chauffeur.
Always keeping a bad bitch, and if I don’t you know that my boys do.
I’m killing it cause I chose to.
Better yet, I was chose to.
Place your bets, or bet both boots.
I’m all in, man I told you.
Or just step back, and lose both tooths and end up breathing through nose tubes.
I’m sorry. Didn’t mean it.
All that alcohol, did we drink it?
I’m with my boys and some bad bitches so pour it up to the weekend.
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing
alright, put the money in the bag….
PUT IT IN
umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir
ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie